
Hello Area Staff and fans. Many of you might be wondering at this point, who are these mystical Area Employees? Yes, I've read their mini-bios in "
An Area Girl's Guide to Area Girls (and Jeff)" but I want to know more. What goes on in those lovely heads of theirs? And what do they do when they're not selling me fantastic kids' clothing and toys??? Well, I'm here to give you the inside scoop with The Secret Lives of Area Girls.
I have it on good authority that a certain Xootr-riding Managistra was spotted last weekend cavorting with a well-known A-list actor. On his yacht. I'm not one to name names, so let's just say that it rhymes with Collin Farrel.
Another Area tough cookie spends her evenings dressed up in a (very flattering) spandex outfit fighting local crime. True story.
I for one have been spending my weekends in a much less glamorous fashion, apartment hunting in Brooklyn. Have no fear, though: I'll pry my ink-stained nose away from the newspaper long enough to keep bringing you juicy behind-the-scenes peeks in another Secret Lives of Area Girls soon.