oh man oh man.
I was eating a slice of pizza for lunch; folded as per usual, and I usually always say "not too hot, please". However, this time around I forgot to ask and as I took my 3rd bite... you know when it starts to get WIDE, the bite pushed the sauce+cheese out onto my thumb giving me a 1st degree burn. I thought about suing briefly, but then felt stupid about potentially being the reason why pizza plates of the future say "caution: pizza is hot"
To go with my wicked hot slice, I bought a bottle of water also my typical beverage. I usually get a huge one to last a few hours. Had my momentary fill and left it on the desk to get back to work downstairs. It must have had a small puncture somewhere because when I just got back upstairs, the bottle was sitting in a puddle of water on the desk!!!!
I shrieked in terror (no i didn't) and grabbed some paper towels to soak up the minor disaster. No damage to anything important thankfully.. they should print a warning on those bottles: "caution: water is wet"