Slippery When Wet

So this morning, being the respectful roommate I am, I went to wash my dishes right after using them. I must be a thorough scrubber or else my super strength is acting up again because mid-wash a glass broke. To spare everyone from the gory details I'll just say I cut myself. So now everything takes at least twice as long with only one hand to use. On the plus side I can crack jokes about how "I single handedly...blah blah blah."

I think this is the universes way of telling me that I am not meant for work housework.